Well, this is it friends. After eight epic episodes, it's time to say goodbye to Ducky, Koocher, Halfman, Thor, According to Jim and the whole gang. ... God, this last episode can't come soon enough.

In this episode, Ducky loses his sanity and we follow suit by convincing ourselves that we're the only ones still watching.

In this episode, Ducky's mom and Kutcher do it, Tafmen becomes aware of our presence and Chaz Bono finally gets what's coming to him, we guess.

SYDNEE LAUGHED.

We've discovered the secret. Do you want to know the secret? They're trying to kill us.

Unsurprisingly, this is the episode where Sydnee talks about how much she hates Mrs. Ace Ventura's guts. Also? Fart Mattress Returns.

Oh, you remember that episode. It was the one where Kutcher throws food at a little African-American girl at The Soup Plantation and Ducky sleeps on a mattress made of farts and Halfman films his mom kissing another man. Talfmen.

Episode 02 - "People Who Love Peepholes"

No, we're not shitting you. That's literally what this episode is called. That's what passes for comedy here. Fuck.

Episode 01 - "Nice to Meet You, Walden Shmidt"

Finally, the world's only Two and a Half Men fancast from people who never watched an episode of Two and a Half Men until Ashton Kutcher joined the show, with your hosts Justin and Sydnee McElroy.